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2012
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MaryMoo

mary. 29. buffalo, ny. mama, wife, friend, sister, daughter, granddaughter, minion, animal lover, singer, crocheter, dave matthews fanatic, TV head.
In no particular order.

this blog is 95% mishappreciation and 5% anything that i find funny or interesting.

"anything that i find funny or interesting" means that i go through random cycles of one obsession or another, resulting in days or weeks or months worth of spamming one thing. currently i'm on Jim Parsons.

But you'll still find lots of Misha thrown in there too, don't worry.

my ships:

i pretty much only ship if it’s legit canon (except for my guilty little secrets of dramione and shenny - in fanfic only.)

i don't really do fanon!slash. that's not to say i won't read the occasional mishalecki or spander fic, but it has to be very specific. none of that romance bullshit. no sweet talk, no cuddling, and no buttsex. sorry, anything past handjobs and i'm out. (just FYI, my fave slash!fics are here and here)

warning: i multiship.

SPN: cas/meg (all damn day) and like i said, occasionally mishalecki.

TBBT: I like both sheldon/amy AND sheldon/penny (idec, I just wanna see him get laid), but i really like penny/leonard too.

HIMYM: barney/robin (that's a given.)

GoT: jaime/cercei, tyrion/sansa AND sansa/hound AND sansa/littlefinger

TB: this one's tough, it's really hard not to ship them all with each other. i like sookie/eric AND sookie/sam. but i also like sam/tara. and then there's tara/jason. and jessica/jason. and jessica/hoyt. and might i add that i am devastated over jesus. lafayette/jesus = all my creys.
ok i'm making a decision! it's getting too complicated. if i HAD to choose, i would say i ship sookie/eric, sam/tara, and jessica/jason. there.
The only one i don't like is bill. sorry bill.

HP: draco/hermione AND ron/hermione

BtVS: spike/buffy, willow/oz AND willow/xander AND spike/xander

castle: castle/beckett (duh.)

and most importantly, misha/vicki/everyone (unf let me love you down.)

i haven't published much fanfic... yet, but if you ship these too, i will find you and love you long time.

she knows that an angel and a demon coupling is the worst thing a demon could ever do, an angel could ever do, worse than torturing, worse than murdering, filthy, blasphemy at its finest, completely, inconceivably wrong.
and that's why she wants it.

Can it be blue eyes? because i think that would help...

shit you couldn't care less about:

♥ i am super inappropriate. you have been warned.
♥ I have a serious hand!kink
♥ that means if you have hands that look like you play the piano, i will probably have a crush on you.
♥ if you actually play the piano, i will probably fuck your lights out
♥ i like the smell of skunk
♥ i dance a little when food tastes good
♥ if you scrape a popsicle stick on your teeth anywhere near the vicinity of me, i will punch you in the face. it's not you, it's me
♥ I've never been stung by a bee
♥ i cut up those rings that pop cans come in (no seagulls are gonna die on my watch!!!)
♥ cinnamon-scented air freshener is the only air freshener that doesn't give me an asthma attack
♥ i want to dress like a hipster but i don't want to act like one
♥ i made up the screen name spikeschilde 12 years ago (never gonna give you up)
♥ i LOVE spinach when it's mixed with other foods, but i HATE it by itself
♥ O&A Party Rock! ThatIsAll.
♥ i'm terrified of mirrors - it's a ghost thing
♥ i don't swear a lot IRL, but it's all i fucking do on tumblr
♥ i have a very tiny teeth
♥ i dance to the music in my head
♥ a little whispered filth is nice
♥ I love parenthetical phrases (mostly because i have a lot to say and never know when to shut up.)
♥ i have partial simple syndactyly on both feet
♥ i think animals are cuter than kids
♥ i can appreciate a beautiful woman
♥ i pray to the saints far too much for a person who doesn't agree with half of what the catholic church teaches.
♥ that being said, i went to catholic school from kindergarten to 12 grade (except for 2 years in HS which we don't talk about), so i guess old habits die hard
♥ i can beat you at buffy trivia
♥ my little brother is better than your little brother
♥ i have been known to read all damn day
♥ my birthday is october 21st
♥ i never drink the left-over milk after a eating a bowl of cereal. i feel guilty about wasting it, but I think it's the most disgusting thing ever.
♥ i get along better with guys
♥ i frequently burst out in song
♥ misha gave me food poisoning and i didn't even know it until four months later
♥ on the 1st of the month i get excited to see what the next picture on my calender is
♥ i met my husband on hotornot.com (because we're classy)
♥ i am totally graceless
♥ i have come to terms that i will never be able to play an instrument because my left hand is completely useless.
♥ i hate shopping
♥ i will never ever EVER be with someone who smokes pot. It's a deal-breaker.
♥ but cigarettes? negl, kinda hot.
♥ I had a thyroidectomy when i was 17. i have a cool scar.
♥ i'm shy til i get to know you, then you can't shake me.
♥ I get really excited over really really insignificant things.
♥ and you will know when i'm excited about something because i repeat myself A LOT. i kind of drive my family crazy.
♥ i'm constantly being told to lower my voice. constantly
♥ i am terribly emetophobic - look it up
♥ i hate the way i look when i smile
♥ i have a thing for asian guys
♥ i have terrible handwriting. it's a hodgepodge of cursive and printing and mayhem.
♥ i was a virgin til i was 22. and i married him.
♥ my favorite part of doing laundry is taking the lint out of the dryer at the end
♥ i LOVE LOVE LOVE redheads
♥ i love the smell of bleach water because it takes me back to summer camp
♥ I've been in love with Robert Downey Jr, Dave Matthews, and Seth Green for longer than half my life.
♥ my husband calls me Moo. and i call him Moo. it's a thing.
♥ i wish i was 16 again because emo boys are hot
♥ i've been singing for forever
♥ i don't think i have legit OCD, but i am really attached to certain numbers and i knock on wood all damn day.
♥ i'm sicilian and calabrese (shhh, not the gum snapping kind)
♥ i should've been born in 18th century england
♥ if a guy has more piercings/tattoos/eyeliner than i do, i might just have to let him do me,
♥ i wish i was a contemporary dancer
♥ i'm super duper obnoxious. yup yup yup
♥ i'm afraid of bugs, but if i have to kill them i do it quickly so they don't suffer
♥ i have a hard time making decisions
♥ i rarely use capital letters
♥ i am absolutely undoubtedly in love with my husband and son... and also Misha Collins.

Stalk me.
YouTube: where i sing or some shit
Twitter: where i stalk ppl that don't know i exist
Facebook: where i barely even go anymore

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