MaryMoo
mary. 29. buffalo, ny. mama, friend, sister, daughter, granddaughter, niece, minion, animal lover, singer, crocheter, dave matthews fanatic, TV head.
In no particular order.
this blog is 95% mishappreciation and 5% anything that i find funny or interesting.
"anything that i find funny or interesting" means that i go through random cycles of one obsession or another, resulting in days or weeks or months worth of spamming one thing. currently i'm on Jim Parsons.
But you'll still find lots of Misha thrown in there too, don't worry.
shit you couldn't care less about:
♥ i am super inappropriate. you have been warned.
♥ I have a serious hand!kink
♥ that means if you have hands that look like you play the piano or guitar, i will probably have a crush on you.
♥ if you actually play the piano or guitar, i will probably fuck your lights out
♥ i like the smell of skunk
♥ i dance a little when food tastes good
♥ a little whispered filth is nice
♥ if you scrape a popsicle stick on your teeth anywhere in the vicinity of me, i will punch you in the face. it's not you, it's me
♥ I've never been stung by a bee
♥ i cut up those rings that pop cans come in (no seagulls are gonna die on my watch!!!)
♥ cinnamon-scented air freshener is the only air freshener that doesn't give me an asthma attack
♥ i LOVE spinach when it's mixed with other foods, but i HATE it by itself
♥ O&A Party Rock! ThatIsAll.
♥ i'm terrified of mirrors - it's a ghost thing
♥ i don't swear a lot IRL, but it's all i fucking do on tumblr
♥ i have a very tiny teeth
♥ every time i try to watch the movie Gremlins, i freak out and have to turn it off
♥ i dance to the music in my head
♥ I love parenthetical phrases (mostly because i have a lot to say and never know when to shut up.)
♥ i have partial simple syndactyly on both feet
♥ i think animals are cuter than kids
♥ i can appreciate a beautiful woman
♥ if a guy has more tattoos/earrings/eyeliner than i do, i might just have to let him do me,
♥ i pray to the saints far too much for a person who doesn't agree with half of what the catholic church teaches.
♥ that being said, i went to catholic school from kindergarten to 12 grade (except for 2 years in HS which we don't talk about), so i guess old habits die hard
♥ i can beat you at buffy trivia
♥ my little brother's name is Sam (it is!) he's better than your little brother.
♥ i have been known to read all damn day
♥ my birthday is october 21st
♥ i never drink the left-over milk after a eating a bowl of cereal. i feel guilty about wasting it, but I think it's the most disgusting thing ever.
♥ i get along better with guys
♥ i frequently burst out in song
♥ when i am walking with someone, i always unconsciously push them into the grass. sorry about that.
♥ misha gave me food poisoning and i didn't even know it until four months later
♥ on the 1st of the month i get excited to see what the next picture on my calender is
♥ i am totally graceless
♥ i have come to terms that i will never be able to play an instrument because my left hand is completely useless.
♥ i hate shopping
♥ cigarettes? negl, kinda hot.
♥ I had a thyroidectomy when i was 17. i have a cool scar.
♥ i'm shy til i get to know you, then you can't shake me.
♥ I get really excited over really really insignificant things.
♥ and you will know when i'm excited about something because i repeat myself A LOT. i kind of drive my family crazy.
♥ i'm constantly being told to lower my voice. constantly
♥ i am terribly emetophobic - look it up
♥ i hate the way i look when i smile
♥ i have a thing for asian, middle eastern, and irish guys
♥ i have terrible handwriting. it's a hodgepodge of cursive and printing and mayhem.
♥ i was a virgin til i was 22. and i married him.
♥ my favorite part of doing laundry is taking the lint out of the dryer at the end
♥ i LOVE LOVE LOVE redheads
♥ and blue eyes. I can't help it.
♥ i love the smell of bleach water because it takes me back to summer camp
♥ I've been in love with Robert Downey Jr. and Dave Matthews for longer than half my life.
♥ i wish i was 16 again because scene boys are kinda hot. no pedo.
♥ i've been singing for forever
♥ i don't think i have legit OCD, but i am really attached to certain numbers and i knock on wood all damn day.
♥ i'm sicilian and calabrese (shhh, not the gum snapping kind)
♥ i should've been born in 18th century england
♥ i wish i was a contemporary dancer
♥ i'm super duper obnoxious. yup yup yup
♥ i'm afraid of bugs, but if i have to kill them i do it quickly so they don't suffer
♥ i have a hard time making decisions
♥ i rarely use capital letters
♥ i have a slight obsession with Misha Collins. don't judge me.
my ships:
i ship everything! I used to think i only shipped if it was legit canon, but i've come to realize that i like a lot of non-canon ships in fanfic only: sheldon/penny, spencer/sam, tori/beck, draco/hermione, spike/xander. so yeah, send me ALL the fanfic please.
i don't really do fanon!slash. that's not to say i won't read the occasional mishalecki or spander fic, but it has to be very specific. none of that romance bullshit. no sweet talk, no cuddling, and no buttsex. sorry, anything past handjobs and i'm out, Now, if it's Glee or QaF, that's canon, and an entirely different story. (oh and just FYI, my fave slash!fics are here and here)
warning: i multiship.
SPN: cas/meg (all damn day) and like i said, occasionally mishalecki.
TBBT: I like both sheldon/amy AND sheldon/penny (idec, I just wanna see him get laid), but i really like penny/leonard too.
HIMYM: barney/robin (that's a given.)
GoT: jaime/cercei, sansa/hound AND sansa/littlefinger
TB: this one's tough, it's really hard not to ship them all with each other. i like sookie/eric AND sookie/sam. but i also like sam/tara. and then there's tara/jason. and jessica/jason. and jessica/hoyt. and might i add that i am devastated over jesus. lafayette/jesus = all my creys.
ok i'm making a decision! it's getting too complicated. if i HAD to choose, i would say i ship sookie/eric, sam/tara, and jessica/jason. there.
The only one i don't like is bill. sorry bill.
HP: draco/hermione AND ron/hermione
iCarly: sam/spencer AND sam/freddie. i don't really ship carly with anyone...
victorious: cat/robbie, tori/andre. and i ship beck with EVERYONE, idec.
BtVS: spike/buffy, willow/oz AND willow/xander AND spike/xander
castle: castle/beckett (duh.)
and most importantly, misha/vicki/everyone (unf let me love you down.)
i haven't published much fanfic... yet, but if you ship these too, i will find you and love you long time.
she knows that an angel and a demon coupling is the worst thing a demon could ever do, an angel could ever do, worse than torturing, worse than murdering, filthy, blasphemy at its finest, completely, inconceivably wrong.
and that's why she wants it.
Can it be blue eyes? because i think that would help...
Stalk me.
YouTube: where i sing or some shit
Twitter: where i stalk ppl that don't know i exist
Facebook: i can have my cake and eat it too
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